- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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