What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

I like poop in my butt

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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