what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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