What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

what has genitial warts? me

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

rocky is here again.......................

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What long black and tasty? Licorice

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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