- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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