Religion.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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