- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Women's rights.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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