What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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