A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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