A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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