What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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