- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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