How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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