according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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