- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

This is not a joke.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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