What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Julian Ha.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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