- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Justin beiber's penis

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

pobody's nerfect

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

i hate non minorities!

I am dyslexic

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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