What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

I have a horse.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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