I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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