- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Invisible Children Foundation.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Justin Bieber.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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