- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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