"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Penis

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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