Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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why girl die cancer

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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