Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

thumb_up thumb_down +5

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

thumb_up thumb_down +5

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops