- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

knock knock Goodbye

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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