What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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