Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Where's my baby??

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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