- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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