Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Your mother just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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