- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Barack Obama.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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