- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

This sentance contains three errers

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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