Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Cripples are lame.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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