- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's the difference between a duck?

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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