"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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