- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

- Helen Keller

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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