- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

stinky boner

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

whats black and large -me

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