Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

This is not a joke.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Anti Joke

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