- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one plus one? two.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

stinky boner

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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