- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Justin Bieber

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

WNBA

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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