What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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