An anti-joke

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Sarah Palin.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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I am quite mature.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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