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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Barack Obama.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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