- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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