- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what>? your mum lol

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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