- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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