- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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