- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Knock knock come in.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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