What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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