Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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sdfrgtyuki

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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You're a frog

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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where is the world?

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Your mom.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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