- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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