why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

outside your comfort zone

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

destiny

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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