How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What is the name of the car? What

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Male leadership.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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