What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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