- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

what's up? my penis.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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