Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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