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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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