- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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