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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

a skinny sumo wrestler

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Women's Rights Movement

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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