- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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