- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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