- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What's the new green? Green

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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