A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Obama

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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