- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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