Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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