- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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