I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Can midgets still have big dreams?

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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