- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

PENIS lol

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

- Helen Keller

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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