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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

whats green and lives in the water

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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i hate non minorities!

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

whats green and lives in the water

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

i hate non minorities!

pobody's nerfect

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

I am dyslexic

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

whats green and lives in the water

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania