- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Barack Obama plays basketball

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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