- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Firgen and the blung brigade

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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