What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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800 people died last year. end of story

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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