So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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... Chan chan

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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