What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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