Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Immigration Laws

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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