Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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