Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Anti Joke

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