- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Brain fart

Hey how is your wife and my kids

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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