Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Anti Joke

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