- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What's the difference between a lamp?

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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