- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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