- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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