- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

YOU

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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