- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

the economy.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

White NBA players.

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